In today’s episode we shoot some news gems all over your faces.We are joined in the SoInt Studio by friend of the show and topless commentator Kateri who would like nothing better than to line up all our listeners and give them facials with her more than adequate staff at FaceLogic Spa.

• Coca Cola Recipe Unearthed. Does not contain Pepsi.
• City of Detroit still falling apart but can somehow come up with ten grand for a statue.
• Bacteria Outbreak at the Mansion
• We’re pretty sure some news reporter had a stroke on air; turned out to be just a crazy migraine
• Watson, the machine that will one day rape us all… OK not really.
• We avoid naming guilt based charities
• Phillies Ticket Giveaway
• Third String Ballers, Hofs dream job
• Schmidts Birthday Party at Tattoed Moms (Schmidt will get drunk and challenge Hof to a game of Whiskey Death & Kateri claims she will be signing autographs…)
• Winning Lotetery number

Also, remember Yahoo Serious?

Yeah, that guy! Look at him now:

Coming off the heels of a drunken mess with the crew of The Best Damn Tech Show, Period and without Hof, we are pleased present you with a champion. A man so into his looks, woman, and partying, that has been deemed Douche Bag of the year by Hot Chicks With Douche Bags: Jason Stackhouse!

We got Jay on the phone from Tallahassee and ran into a few technical difficulties at first. Thankfully, there was Google Voice to help rescue the interview and went over the following:

• Judging dead friends’ looks
• Net Neutrality Passed
• CIA’s WikiLeaks Task Force (WTF)
• Jess Hart of Victoria’s Secret: You don’t have a chance!
• Jason Stackhouse gives an acceptance speech.
• Douche baggery galore!
• Man tries to cover up fatal hit & run with deermeat!

Also, Hof brings up a new segment called “We’re just talking about it for the keywords” in hopes of getting more traffic. We hope this works!

A reunion of sorts as Paul Fleming, Drew Olanoff, Adam Plante of The Best Damn Tech Show, Period join the show looking to help host the show and share some memories. All seemed good until we spent a few hours at a bar. Pints and shots. Pints and shots. Unfortunately, this led to Hof having to missing the entire recording. No worries though, there was plenty of screaming and obscenities.

• Google results adjusted for your IQ
• Miley Cyrus gets high on Salvia!
• Drew attempts to debate the legality of Salvia
• 71 Year Old Man Sentenced for Bank Robery
• Vikings Stadium Collapse
• Jets Coach Trips Dolphins Cornerback, Nolan Carroll
• Deshawn Jackson Falls into the Endzone

From here, we go on to discuss Paul’s terrible north Jersey accent, favorite show moments from The Best Damn Tech Show, Period, and what we’re up to these days. Be sure to stick it out so you can hear Paul sing along to our theme song! A new ring tone?